urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

The nicest version of “please keep your ideas to yourself” I have ever heard. (X)

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

snibella:

Well..dyed my hair.

but the green looks so good on you!

snibella:

Well..dyed my hair.

but the green looks so good on you!

running-right-off-the-track:

You can say what you want, Donna is my favourite companion.

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”