coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

boldbruises:

has anyone else noticed that Venus is basically vagina and penis morphed together

brutalgeneration:

Parkway Drive (by jhatphoto.com)

brutalgeneration:

Parkway Drive (by jhatphoto.com)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

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